So, who had Bulgaria in the 100th country pool? If you did, congrats...but good luck collecting your winnings, because I hear your friends are deadbeats.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
WWMRD Calls....Bulgaria Answers!
Posted by Marty at 8:19 PM 7 comments
Labels: Bulgaria, Guantanamo Bay, Hirohito, Japan, Lindsay Lohan, Maloof Brothers, Maple Story, Robocop, Ron Artest, Sushi Marche, Tolumbichki
Thursday, October 23, 2008
I'm awesome at giving advice....
Posted by Marty at 9:01 PM 1 comments
Labels: Burning Man, Joe Carter, Matt Stairs, Mauro Colagreco, Mirazur, Willie Gault
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Whooaaaaaa....we're halfway there....
Yeah, that's right. The "a hit from every country" project of late 2007, while on life support, did not die. The main reason for this is because I finally realized I could export stats from Google Analytics to Excel....I really should have figured that out sooner.
Especially East Timor....my god, are they even allowed to have the internets there?
Posted by Marty at 8:24 PM 0 comments
Labels: Bill Belichick, China, Croatia, Nick Saban, Paul Gauguin
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
As if the trip to work could get any worse.....
Sweet merciful crap. Where have the days gone?
Posted by Marty at 8:16 PM 0 comments
Labels: Adam Giambrone, Fen-Phen, Tom Brady, TTC, Ugg Boots
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Toronto the bland.....
Yeah, I don't really have anything good to say....just wanted to tally up the countries before it gets out of hand.
As of today, we can add Denmark, Morocco, Indonesia and Estonia to the mix.
By the way, did anyone happen to travel past Museum Station today on the Yonge University Spadina line? The renovations are finally done, and I must say - I'm a fan.
I don't know who ponied up the cash for this, and I really don't care. It's little touches like this that make a pretty bland city like Toronto a bit more interesting. While we're at it, you can also consider me a fan of the OCAD Building, the new Crystal at the ROM and Toronto's post-modern masterpiece, Wild Wings on the Danforth.
It's very rare that you see design in this city stray away from the standard issue office tower/condo design du jour. If it continues, the downtown core is going to look extrodinarily dated in about 30 years.
Don't forget, the building above was also considered modern about 30 or 35 years ago. Looking at it now makes we want to move to a tent city somewhere far away....
Posted by Marty at 8:08 PM 0 comments
Labels: Denmark, Estonia, Indonesia, Morocco, Museum Station, Toronto, Wild Wings
Monday, April 7, 2008
Morrissey - pro-seal, anti-rural economy.
Morrissey Hates Canada, Loves Seals
OK, first off....why do I care? Morrissey, while once relevant, lost the title of "Best Lyracist" to Joel Plaskett about 10-12 years ago. So, really...Morrissey's opinion on anything should hold about as much weight as Sebastian Bach's. (editors note: We here at WWMRD would value Sebastian Bach's opinion on the seal hunt far more than Morrissey's.....at least he's Canadian.)
Apparently you can chunk out on just vegetables...
Is the seal hunt the new cause-du-jour ? It seems every washed up celebrity looking to get their name in the press has something bad to say about the seal cull in Canada, (more on this later.)
At last check, Harp Seals are by no means endangered...not even close. Local hunters are not killing off seals to the point of extinction, they seem to be following the quotas set out by the Canadian government. Have to assume that someone has calculated a reasonable cull per year...I don't think the government is that unreasonable to try an purposely push a species to the proverbial brink.
Now, don't get me wrong...I have no problem with people standing up for something (seals) which really can't stand up for themselves. As an example, I am all for saving Pandas...but at last check, aren't there like 2,000 of them left? There are MILLIONS of seals. Just like there are MILLIONS of chinchillas and chickens out there. I fail to see the issue with a reasonable annual hunt.
Is it the method in which they are killed? At last check, I would not care to have my head smashed with a hakapik either, but it's a lot better than being torn to shreds by hounds, purely for the entertainment of the noble set in England. At last check, Morrissey is not boycotting the UK. Yeah, yeah...the fox hunt is illegal, but guess what....there are still a lot more fox hunters than seal hunters. What? Not boycotting the United States either? What about that whole Iraq thing? For my money, I'd much rather take a swift, crushing blow to the head than the good times that go along with waterboarding.
Now, I really shouldn't knock Morrissey. Dude is a vegetarian, and would probably stick up for any animal, (that said, he used to wear a lot of leather.) He's a better man than I am...because if I was pulling in Smiths royalty cheques, I'd be eating foie gras twice a day. I don't agree with his views, but at least he sticks to them....and that is somewhat noble. What gets me is that it seems the timing of his tirade against Canada seems to be coincidentally lined up with the recent release of his greatest hits album.
So, maybe it's all just a cozy cause to get behind. Speaking out against Canada is kind of like picking on the small kid in your class. Really, what are we going to do about it? As per Wiki, here's a list of the "celebrities" who are anti-seal hunt:
Richard Dean Anderson
Charles Aznavour
Kim Basinger
Juliette Binoche
Sir Paul McCartney
Heather Mills
Mick Jagger
George Harrison
Pamela Anderson
Martin Sheen
Mogwai
Pierce Brosnan
Paris Hilton
Sara Quin
Loretta Swit
Robert Kennedy, Jr.
Rutger Hauer
Brigitte Bardot
John Paul DeJoria
Ed Begley, Jr.
Dave Foreman
Farley Mowat
Linda Blair
Berkeley Breathed
Rolf Harris
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jet
The Vines
Hawthorne Heights
Pink
The Darkness
Good Charlotte
Who cares about anyone on this list? Not me. The only decent one of the bunch is Mogwai, and they hate everything. Call me once George Clooney gets involved.
Now, don't overestimate what I've just said. I'm an idiot, and I have about as much knowledge of the seal hunt as anyone mentioned in this piece. If anyone has a link to some anti-seal hunt research, done by a scientist who is biased one way or the other, send it my way as I'd be more than glad to read it.
Morrissey, if you want to rally against something that is going to better the world, at least do your best to bring down big tobacco, pollution or even human rights in many parts or the world. At least there is some upside for your fellow man there.
Posted by Marty at 9:03 PM 3 comments
Labels: George Clooney, Joel Plaskett, Mogwai, Morrissey, Seal Hunt, Sebastian Bach, Smithsonian Institute
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Awesome
I've got nothing to say. At all. Just wanted to give all yous an update on the countries that have reveled in WWMRD for the first time this week.
Iraq
Monaco
Iceland
Bermuda
Slovenia
Nigeria
Isn't that awesome? Speaking of being awesome, if you google the term "awesome" this is the first image returned:
And you know what? It is awesome.
If you ask the glorious Jeeves the same question, here's what he provides:
Fack me. And with that, we now know why Larry Page and Sergey Brin are richer than astronauts, and the guy behind Ask Jeeves is best known for being an "accomplished pilot".
Happy Easter and all of that. Will try to post something more when I am not drunk and not to mention, a fantasy baseball draft in under an hour....I'm thinking Jeff Kent is due for a career year.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Islands love me....
The kid on the left was looking some anti-Belichick content. He found it here.
Today, it was New Zealand and the Solomon Islands. Good people down there.
Well, other that just writing about the quest for world domination, I figure I should ad some actual content. Problem is, I really have nothing to write about. Nothing inspires me. Last fall's inevitable return to the 9-5, well...call it 8-6...has numbed my brain to the point where I can't even string together 300 words on the Bills offseason acquisitions.
Let's see what else sucks:
-TV, except for my new favourite show Manhunter on OLN.
-Commuting. Everyone should tune into Steve Holt's series on Toronto's finest here.
-Moving. Yes, I have to move this weekend. Not cool.
-Chris Bosh's bum knee.
-Record snowfalls.
Help us Matt Walsh....you're are only hope!
Posted by Marty at 9:29 PM 0 comments
Labels: Bill Belichick, Chris Bosh, Manhunter, Matt Walsh, New Zealand, Solomon Islands, WorldWideNetWeb
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Yahtzee!!!
Watch these number spike once Prince Hans-Adam II acquires a taste for Michelob Ultra.
Qatar and Liechtenstein in one day.....this is better than....ummm....Grease 2?
Posted by Marty at 8:04 PM 0 comments
Labels: China, Liechtenstein, Michelob, Prince Hans-Adam II, Qatar
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Holy fack....you countries are lazy.
WWMRD is known for the dry skin on his chins.
Below, please see the list of the required countries. We now know that Afghanis are a bunch of flakes...but I have hope for the good people of Eritrea.
Afghanistan
Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Antigua and Barbuda
Armenia
Azerbaijan
Bahamas
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Belarus
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Botswana
Brunei Darussalam
Bulgaria
Burma
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Cape Verde
Cayman Islands
Chad
China
Comoros
Costa Rica
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
East Timor
Ecuador
El Salvador
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Ethiopia
Fiji
Gabon
Gambia
Georgia
Germany
Greenland
Grenada
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Honduras
Iceland
Indonesia
Iraq
Jamaica
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kiribati
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Madagascar
Malawi
Maldives
Mali
Malta
Marshall Islands
Mauritania
Micronesia
Moldova
Mongolia
Montenegro
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Nauru
Nepal
New Zealand
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
North Korea
Oman
Pakistan
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Peru
Qatar
Republic of the Congo
Russia
Rwanda
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Samoa
San Marino
São Tome and Príncipe
Serbia
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Swaziland
Syria
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Togo
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tunisia
Turkmenistan
Tuvalu
Uganda
Uruguay
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe
Posted by Marty at 9:05 PM 1 comments
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Thanks for Nothing Afghanistan.....Hellloooooooooooooo Barbados.
Well...the past couple days have left us feeling like a certain P. Phillips on prom night with our rejection from the good people of Afghanistan. With that said, who effing cares! We have the Barbados picking up their slack!
Now batting for your 1983 Seattle Mariners.....Prime Minister David Thompson!
March 3rd presented WWMRD with a visitor from the Barbados! This leaves us with just 136 countries to go before we are successful in our quest for world domination.
Posted by Marty at 10:17 PM 1 comments
Saturday, March 1, 2008
The WWMRD Geography Challenge (or: How I Conquered the World Without Leaving the House)
As you can see - we're doing well in North America, South America and Europe. The rest of the globe....not so much.
Over the coming weeks and months, the goal is to have at least one visitor from all of the remaining countries. The list of countries has been compiled from wikipedia's listing of United Nations members, throwing in few extras like Taiwan and Greenland for good measure. Ultimately, the goal is to have the map above be covered in green.
How will I do this? Not really sure. I figure if I write about some stuff of interest in each of these local countries, I'm bound to snag a visitor. Who really knows though....
So, starting at the top.....we've got Afghanistan!
Hello Afghanistan! How are things? Are you excited for the coming Nauroz celebrations on the 21st of March? I hope you have a good time stuffing yourselves with kulcha Naurozee and playing your national sport of Buzkashi, as seen below:
Well, I'd better run! I'm off to listen to my collection or Farhad Darya records!
Regards,
WWMRD
Posted by Marty at 9:41 AM 0 comments
Labels: Afghanistan, Buzkashi, Farhad Darya, Geography Challenge
Thursday, January 10, 2008
I've failed you...
Posted by Marty at 7:32 PM 0 comments
Labels: Boston, British Sea Power, Color Me Badd, Frank D'Angelo, Jim Rice, Juno, Poison, PVR, TTC, WorldWideNetWeb